Today was my last class, so for a parting present, my class of mostly elderly, Russian women gave me, without any irony or sarcasm, a shirt.
My mother-in-law was visiting for three weeks leaving my father-in-law 2,000 miles away to fend for himself. He sent her these flowers after a week.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will depart just as soon as our mechanic finishes taping our engine back together!
What's the password?
We'll be okay.